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This curb and I go way back. First spot I found when I first moved to Hollywood. I swore I wasn’t gonna blog about this one but I was skating there tonight and it just needed to happen. So without further ado my homage to the curb that sits in the shadow of that famous Hollywood High handrail.
You’ve seen the Hollywood high rails in every mag and every video. It’s a man spot. Those rails are pretty gnar and everyone gets gnar on them because the run up is perfect. This crusty skate dude I worked with tried the boardslide the small one and tore is ass open. Just around the corner from these benchmarks of the skate industry is the best curb I’ve ever met.
This curb is about 35 feet long and its crushed with wax. The material is some weird soft crete so it grinds forever and doesn’t really get chunked up too bad. One bonus is there’s about 7 feet of grass between the curb and Sunset Blvd. so if you miss a trick its not flying into traffic.
The best / worst / best thing about this spot is the people. You will see more fucking weridos than you can imagine skating here. I’ve seen it all, last time I had a whole group of these full on yuppie types talking shit and I called them out. Today I had this guy on a long board all wasted try and crowd me over and I didn’t move and he crashed. I told him that “Life is hard Bevis.” Not mention the endless stream of posers coming and going from In and Out to Musician’s Institute or the various film schools. This guy had on freaking lament M.I. badge and a Slipknot shirt with white boy dreads. I wanted to hockey punch him so bad.
Anyways, what do you give back to this World you take so much from? Go skate. Do something, anything. If you’ve got it, you know you’ve got it. If you’re not certain get into banking or insurance.
If you want to run into me on any given Sunday then take your skateboard here: 1521 North Highland Avenue Los Angeles, CA 90028
P.S. I know some fools are straight biting my blog. Fuck you guys, come up with your own ideas. You know you who you are, only dude I’ve ever met that let his girlfriend do the fighting for him. Punk bitch. But I digress, Hollywood is full of posers and try- hards.
P.P.S. The author may or may not have been drunk writing this post and/or listening to black metal really loud at the time.